Courtney (she/her/they)

Nah, I want someone to like me for me, not because magic.

On the one hand, you kind of are making yourself a lie of sorts, which is unethical.

On the other hand, presumably the magic is permanent and that’s just the new you, forever, so it’s not a lie. You’ve just changed your personality to fit their desire/needs.

So much in the way that Aladdin became a prince via phenomenal cosmic power, he really was a prince and not a fake prince, and therefore never really lied to jasmine about that (he just about literally any part of his past as a prince, since he wasn’t until yesterday), because genie magic isnt some cheap parlor trick.

So yeah, as long as you are the one permanently changing and you don’t lie about it then I guess that’s okay with me.

Lmao imagine Arguing what is legal and what is illegal when discussing dealing with ICE and all the illegal shit they do with impunity every say

Also it will now absorb much more heat and heat the water more, likely making filtration much more complex due to changing water conditions.

My pool always gets gross the day or two after a Heatwave starts, and until I ut more chlorine tabs and algaecide, I don’t even like to be near it.

The POOL is fairly simple to get back in line.

This massive reflecting pool? Not so much. Bare minimum the whole system will need redone.

And she might have supported Israel in an ongoing genocide!

And started a trade war!

Sure glad none of this stuff is happening.

An acquaintance from highschool kept going on about some guy stalking her. Always following her in the halls at school, following her home, and following her downtown sometimes…

He lived on the same street as her, and they both took the same computer class and had band/lunch block together.

I pointed out I recognize him, he finally hit a growth spurt and now he’s much taller and noticeable.

She insisted he convinced his parents to move closer so he could stalk her better.

I never saw him outside one day we were at Walmart and he was clearly there with his parents and little sister. Nope, stalking. She screamed at him and called him names. I left her there.

I also told him if she tried to call the cops or get lawyers involved, here’s my email and I will tell them an outside perspective.

My last interaction with the post office was after a week of getting “PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED, MAILBOX INACCESSIBLE” and no mail at all, and after camping out on my porch to watch it for a day, seeing the mail truck drive right on by and seconds later getting ANOTHER message about the mailbox being inaccessible, I took a picture of the mailbox and went to ask them why their driver is just straight up lying and refusing to deliver my mail.

After speaking to 3 people and filling out some form basically recounting everything, I got a week’s worth of mail and 2 packages the next morning.

I miss the days when the usps functioned well, smoothly, and quickly. Before Republicans started gutting it.

I got kicked out of my in-laws for yelling at my spouse s sister for saying this.

My response was “What the fuck did you just say to her? Other people have it much BETTER than you do so why the fuck are you acting so fucking happy? That’s how fucking stupid you sound.”

For context, she had spent the entire 7 hours she had been awake sitting in a hot tub drinking wine and tequila instead of being a parent, and basically dumped all the responsibilities for the children of the day onto the only othertwo adults present, one of whom was having a panic attack. I was les than happy when I showed up after work to pick my spouse up and walked into chaos and her sobbingand hyperventilating in the bathroom.

My In laws are terrible people.

What the “reject progress, embrace stupidity” meme is this anti-therapy shit?

Therapy fucking rocks.

Get a better therapist. It took me a few tries to find one that worked for me.

I definitely need to find one after moving but the wait times are usually so long…

Well in this scenario, presumably I have “lost everything” and therefore do not care whether the landlord is insured against fire.

He’ll burn just the same with or without insurance.

Jokes on my landlord, if I ever lose everything, so does he. 🔥

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

On the one hand, being friends with people who have severe chronic illnesses, and living with someone with progressively degeneraating mobility due to chronic illness, I can say with absolute certainty that after long enough of being laid down and mostly immobile, some of them absolutely COULD jump up out of bed on excitement and manage to walk the rest of the day. They will all pay for it for a week or more but neuro divergent people don’t all have the bet impulse control.

ON the other hand… FUCK grandpa Joe.

If give people on this tiny corner of the net have learned about it, surely across the planet there are thousands.

You might taking a funny meme too seriously though if you’re making a point about numbers…

I think about being a bird and flying through the sky and feel like crying but it’s not necessarily a bad thing.

I want to fly without a big construct around me or loud motors.

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

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Yeah, fuck that guy for not being born in a different place or having the socioeconomic standing to pack up their entire life and move to a better place. He deserves to be miserable for other people’s collective actions!

I tend to recognize usernames I see at least once a day, if they’re phrases or words. Not if they’re like strings of random characters…

I thought I posted too much on my alt on another instance.

Glad I don’t see the username here, cause at least that means I wasn’t super annoying lmao

I think everyone here has already posted all the names I usually see.

There’s also stamets, though I haven’t seen them active in places I visit in awhile. Also a few users with custom names like Admiral Patrick or Riker Maneuver.