Its fucking cold here for those three months.

Yeah. Americans are insane.

Is this satire or did americans unironically create this

December, January, and February are the traditional crying months here in Alberta.

We aren’t talking about those athletes. Nobody thinks that professional athletes that don’t make any money are overpaid.

I always hate when this argument is used when were talking about celebrities here. As if a famous athlete or a famous musicians relation to labour and the benefits of that labour is at all comparable to say a coal miner’s relationship with capital.

Got drunk as fuck with my family and played our annual christmas games tournament. Girls won this year by one fucking point.

The overwhelming majority of people do. Scams like this dont work on most people. It just takes one or two stupid people every 100 calls or whatever to make it worth it. There are a lot of really stupid people out there though.

I didnt know he was driving. It also sounds like he just drove through a fence to save a dog. Still a weird hilarious story.

Oh… my god hahahahaha thats so much funnier

I mean he didn’t save anyone, but he didn’t endanger anyone either.

Oh my god. That ad is so unhinged. I was expecting something like “you wouldn’t steal a car would you? Then dont steal a workout.”

Instead it was like “if you pirate this the FBI WILL hunt you down and put you in prison for the rest of your life.” And the guys voice sounded like if South Park was doing a parody voice. Insane. Richard Simmons didn’t deserve that.

Yeah but thats exactly what a Bannon-made 4chan incel wants.

Exactly. It’s not like you experienced anything before you were born either. Your brain starts sending signals, you experience those signals. After your brain stops your experience stops. Everyone has already observed this phenomenon. Unless technology advances to a point where we can reverse entropy somehow to the point where we can resurrect your dead brain cells, you will not experience anything ever again. And that’s fine, it won’t be scary, you won’t care, because you literally can’t.

What field is that?

I think you damage yourself less eating a display box worth of cardboard than you do the actual candy bars

I say thronx when I’m happiest with the favour.

His is great haha

Giraffe, neck is being hidden to trick you.

I remember when you weren’t allowed to have piercings or coloured hair to work at these places lol

This is much better.