Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean. A movie made because of a Disney ride seemed like a stupid idea.

Strauss and his waltzes are great for shrooms/psychedelics

I mean this really speaks to the power of the human mind. We can put ourselves into someone else’s shoes and experience what they’re feeling. No other animal can do that that we can 100% prove. Enjoy that you have the ability to care for someone from finding out their story. It’s a good and proper skill to have.

Set the showerhead to “Power Blast” and hope and pray.

Ngl, I hate cooked carrots. But I’ll throw the rest together in a pan with a pack of Lipton French Onion soup mix. Reminds me of my grandma.

Ngl, that’s gross.

It’s a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.

Where is he from/what language does he speak natively?

I know you’re not from Germany or ever been there before but don’t be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz

You’re 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany… Yes, BfV, this post right here

Red dwarf Full of goodness, full of vitamins

Can’t not think of this old show every time I see that.

The stuff that came out about his frat boy days

John Hamm

“In the area “do not write in this space”, the father wrote “Ok”.”

Sadly the birch tree borer is wrecking havoc on the birch trees. Where I am in the Midwest, we have completely dead forests from that stupid bug.

My locker combination

So just press the wall anywhere?

When shopping and it’s busy, don’t walk down the middle of the aisle or leave your shopping kart there.

There’s hat stretchers you can buy online. That, in combination with heat will get it on your head.

I know, in my kitchen we have to treat intolerances seriously just like allergies. Sorry you experience really crappy places that would ignore that.