Yup, that’s just Murphy’s Law.

John Carpenter’s The Thing

I’m gonna F stab you for this

If you don’t like yourself it’s because you aren’t your type but you are definitely someone else’s type. This doesn’t mean there isn’t room for self improvement to increase your chances of falling in someone’s range.

Just being confident about who you are rather putting yourself down goes along way. Though you could argue that being a pessimist is part of your personality but the only people you will attract will be those trying to fix you.

They’d have to file a police report and report to their insurance before security will release/show any footage. This was a while ago from someone who worked at a red retail store.

I need more library memes

My only fear is that we get another Fetterman incident

Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.

Yup. It’s always what one considers too much plus one more shake to season perfectly…but that still doesn’t stop me from under seasoning when cooking new dishes. Can always salt later.

I agree which is why I put the lid down but I’m asking about the toilet seat.

I never understood the whole “you left the toilet seat up” complaint. Never been an issue in my family but have heard “he never puts the seat down” all the time. Is it that much effort to put the toilet seat down when you need to go?

Edit: Always close the toilet seat cover, not just lowering the toilet seat. This is for both men and women.

System of a Down - Fuck the System 🖕🖕💯

I remember in the movie Real Steel, there was an advertisement for the Xbox 720 in one of the last fights in the stadium

Virtually insane

Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔

Total misplay

What good does it do if all Christians are in one place? Not very manifest destiny of you Jesus.

Hey, Henry’s come to see us!

I would hope the turkey is dead before being submerged

I see System and I upvote