I thought these were reusable freeze packs made to look like ice cubes. It’s actual ice…

Then it isn’t small talk if I care about someone

I just like keeping it real. I genuinely don’t care about your day and I won’t pretend like I do in order to fill the “awkward” silence. If I’m interested enough to talk to you, then it isn’t small talk

I thought women’s hygiene products were more expensive because men and women’s skin are different. Men have thicker skin on average and women have more sensitive skin on average or so I thought

Bruh

And yet, I persist forward

Can I ask what samsung? Could be a carrier thing because this has never happened to me

Don’t they die from this anyway?

This makes me cringe on so many levels

Why do gay people always have to let everyone know? 🙄

☝️🤓

(I was going to comment this too)

Ideally, the flirting shouldn’t stop in a relationship

At least he has the spine to ask for 2 kisses

You’re not attractive to yourself. You aren’t your type but you are someone else’s type.

Clipboard clears after 5 minutes

Yup, that’s just Murphy’s Law.

John Carpenter’s The Thing

I’m gonna F stab you for this

If you don’t like yourself it’s because you aren’t your type but you are definitely someone else’s type. This doesn’t mean there isn’t room for self improvement to increase your chances of falling in someone’s range.

Just being confident about who you are rather putting yourself down goes along way. Though you could argue that being a pessimist is part of your personality but the only people you will attract will be those trying to fix you.

They’d have to file a police report and report to their insurance before security will release/show any footage. This was a while ago from someone who worked at a red retail store.