US voter turnout is abysmal, so half of the voters means like 30% of the people.

Never feel bad for pulling insane shenanigans in munchkin. That’s liberally what it’s for.

Dude, just use th.

Don’t underestimate Colorado. Though it’s largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it’s the long-term Texans.

Scottish talk radio sounds like a trip.

Nope, the geometry actually works out such that it doesn’t matter your distance from the mirror, only how tall the mirror is and how high it’s mounted.

A mirror that is as half as tall as your, mounted at head height, will show your white whole body regardless of how far away you are from it. TECHNICALLY, the bottom edge must be halfway between your eyes and feet, and the top edge must be halfway between your eyes and top of head.

Humans.

The current western political landscape is not the first time immigrants have been a political scapegoat. This has been a recurring theme for thousands of years.

Like the A in apple.

Jira teams start with happy*

Reasonable chance he never wrote one and Biden just said that to pacify the media.

Hmm, I think you’re right about sterilization vs gunk removal. Got those mixed up.

A note on alcohol as a cleaner:

~~Alcohol is actually a more potent solvent when in solution with water. 70% isopropyl alcohol is so prevalent because it’s actually more effective than higher concentrations. ~~

“Push here to open” on Mac and cheese boxes. I swear they don’t even bother perforating the boxes anymore.

Spherical isosceles triangle, in this particular example.

Terminator 2 is in a weird spot since it’s a sequel to an 80s movie but is itself a 90s movie. But I’d nominate it for this award.

“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?

I mean yeah, that’s funny, but I just like high quality pixel art and 2000 was the last generation before they ditched that (or I guess, the pixels got too small to see)

I prefer 2000, myself

Toilets with threatening auras, you say?

(Bonus points: this bathroom was labeled “country” and the one next to it was labeled “western”)

Alas, still depressed