SokathHisEyesOpen

That’s a cell phone!

Nah, he threw it on the ground. DUH!

The audio port for headphones and headsets. Replaceable batteries. Extendable storage. Fuckers charge 100x more for every little upgrade now.

What’s the benefit if you don’t have ED?

My friend with no ED said he took a Viagra and it burst the skin of his penis. No fucking thank you on that, man!

Isn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.

“Here’s a website that you needed to install on your phone to see!”

There’s a bigger issue than your commit message if you don’t even know what you just coded and are committing.

Fuck you winter! Bring back summer! Stupid earth orbiting around the sun…

It’s dynamite!

TNT…

The health potion made me think it’s a D&D cleric, but D&D doesn’t have a mana concept, so the blue potion has me confused. It doesn’t seem like a WoW outfit, but that’s what I would associate mana potions with. Whatever it is, it looks bad ass!

Department store employees are weirdly conceited, especially if it’s a fancier shop like Nordstrom. I don’t know why, but it has been that way my whole life.

AND many hospitals have lobbied local governments to make it illegal for Uber to take you to the hospital, ensuring their sweet, sweet ambulance profits.

Lol

I haven’t. I’ve only posted a couple of text based posts so far. I’m not much of a poster, more of a prolific commenter.

50% of the votes are downvotes, so I think a lot of people are having the same reaction, but not actually watching it.

I almost downvoted you for spam, but then I decided to actually watch the gif. So cute!

Also freezing is 0 in Celsius, so 32f is 0c. That one always helps me. Not as useful for converting c to f.