Why are there so many “webcomics” that look exactly like this? AI generated?
Safely Endangered is a pretty popular webcomic, so I highly doubt it’s AI, but I guess a lot of the styles we see are becoming sort of similar.
Isn’t Santa omniscient? He should already know where the presents are, so he must be a sadist.
Santa isn’t omniscient. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can’t see you when you’re awake. He also knows if you’ve been bad or good but that information isn’t as specific.
What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?
You need to be behind 7 proxies to evade him
Fake: basically VPNs with more steps
Gay: behind
Oh shit, you figured me out