It just waits, plotting its revenge, silently but surely, to cause your arteries to stop functioning normally.

Idk man, cheese does judge me sometimes during digestion.

It does when you’re lactose intolerant. 😔

Never before have I desired to legally change my name to “Grilled Cheese” and then become a judge.

I once got electrocuted fixing my microwave and ever since, I’ve been inexplicably infatuated with grilled cheese. I only eat grilled cheese. I paint pictures of grilled cheese. I dream about one day being grilled cheese.