Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.
Stop transfering people from sales to engineering!
But Elon’s annoying!
What does “stale code” even mean in this context?
Does that mean it falls behind stable? Just merge stable into your branch; problem solved.
Or is this just some coded language for “people aren’t adopting my ideas fast enough”. Stop bitching and get good.
Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.
Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.
I really wish LinkedIn would add an anonymous cringe emoji. I would use it on like 90% of the content on that site.
Do we have a Linked In Lunatics sub on Lemmy?
Test it? Meh. Just ship it.
Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.
Techbros are fucking cultists.