I’ve been using Fitbits for the past couple of years.

A sleep tracker really helped me. The worst thing about sleeplessness is the fear of sleeplessness. Seeing that you did actually sleep, even though it felt like you were lying awake all night, really helped me put things into perspective. Also, it’ll show everything you do wrong, like go to bed too late, drink etc. That way you always know why things aren’t going well and you can also see how being disciplined helps.

I used to be an atheist, but I’m a believer now.

Does the plug get sent to you automatically or do you have to register somewhere?

This is what they took from us!

Happy to hear the little guy is OK. Here’s sending more good vibes from the internet.

Is my phone charger spying on me?

Sorry, I don’t swallow on the first date.

Do you have the email address of this devil guy? I’d like to chat.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

It’s refreshing to not have so many Trumpers. They’re still around but not as prevalent. Overall this is just so much friendlier.

If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Who ever said anything about sheep? But it’s fifty shekels anyway. Damn inflation!

Sure. Twenty shekels well invested.

Your literally worst then Hitler!

It’s the Lord’s will!

What a hero! He’s just a few child rapes away from becoming a republican senator.

Looks improved to me.

Definitely. It’s not like it’s all pink clouds and roses but it absolutely helped.

I’m going to Stranagalwilly tonight.

My job is to leverage the core competencies of my employer into win win scenarios by proactively and synergistically reengineering document based processes. I hope that clears it up.