Saw this one on Reddit (don’t judge haha) and thought I would see what the collective of Lemmy thought!!

  • bdot@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    BRB - gotta go out and stare at a bunch of babies. i assume that might be creepy to some parents, so i will just tell them “it’s okay - i am just curious if your infant is attracted to me” which will totally make the parents feel relieved that i am not just some random weirdo.

    • randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      8 days ago

      D’oh! Not like that! It’s a “science experiment”. I don’t want to hear about anyone getting arrested for a question I posted on Lemmy 🤣