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    14 hours ago

    Let’s just move along and for clarity, no euphemisms or double entendres. I just generally have a disdain for people in general. When one shows a nanoshred of awareness & acknowledgement of others, I am turned on. I mean not aroused like in that way, but mentally turned on. Connections with unmet members of likemindedness. Big mind boner for sure! Way better than food when your hungry. *Here in the west, our interpretations vary by many degrees.

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        I could possibly be mentally flirting. I don’t think it’s a crime yet. So, I’’’’m gonna say to ya’ll. *Do attempt this move while one is still free to express and exercise it. But getting back to your initial question. Quite possibly maybe or perhaps not at all. I don’t honestly know yet.

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          I’m either too high or not high enough for this. Just tell me what position to get in and let’s get this over with. Lights off but socks stay on.

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            You just made me spit seltzer water everywhere. I’m high enough to think that your last comment is the funniest dang ol’ thing I read today. I’m still giggling and the seltzer just uninvitedly toolk the ⬆️ elevator. Thanks🙌 Now I don’t need to do sit ups tomorrow. Idk U but U’r a funny £#%¥!✌️G’night!

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              I have an urge to throw a towel at you and tell you to clean yourself up while I put my pants back on. Thanks for the ego boost and I hope you get some help with your drinking problem. I left the $60 on your nightstand, goodnight.

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                Thank you. I’m only feeling slightly less than I was 2 weeks ago. Calling it a win tonight. Was no sweat off my upper butt. I’m giving the 60 bucks to the local food bank. Conversely, Ima take waaaaay more than that during the times when the goods are getting doled out. It’s kinda like being and unlikely hero. Low hanging fruit I know. But I’m g’on grab it. B/c I’m tall & those short fucks are just up the creek now.

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                  13 hours ago

                  All this talk about upper butt, grabbing low hanging fruit, short fucks, and local food banks has me ready for round 2. Out of completely unrelated curiosity, how tall are we talking?

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                    So uh the thing that measures that got broken by some dumb hippies trying to concoct some original ideas. I know it just happens every so often. Try’n to warsh the self righteousness stench is a chore in itself. But hey, whatcha g’on do? Give the kiddos a pathway & next thing they think they invented it.