• Sundray@lemmus.org
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    10 hours ago

    mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

    mage forgets battle plan instantly

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    12 hours ago

    Honestly congrats. I haven’t seen a single one of these that were funny and this one is.

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      11 hours ago

      Can you explain it to me please? So far the only one that got me to chuckle was the athlete greyhound one.

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        10 hours ago

        The whole joke is she instantly forgot the details of what he said. I found it funny because I do that frequently.

  • Making me think of the souls like bosses that have variable timings/patterns. Like Margit has a move where he can just keep his arm cocked ready to deliver a blow forever, and some other bosses through the whole slew of FromSoft titles have combos that can be 3 or 4 attacks and you won’t know it’s doing a 3 or 4 hit combo until it does or doesn’t throw the 4th attack. 😬

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      I’ve always hated games with boss fights where you can only actually defeat the boss in the specific fighting pattern that the devs made. A slight 3/4 combo variation doesn’t break that annoying design method.

      I saved these 10 tactical handheld nukes for a fucking reason, now stop forcing how I want to play your stupid game!