Same reason some humans do Yoga.
Scheduled quiet/relax time.
How does it make you fell to not be allowed on the couch?
Arlo gets to go on the couch. He gets Pets on the Couch, and one of his favorite games is No Bones in the Couch. This is where he gets up on the couch with a bone, and we say “No Bones on the Couch!” and then chase him around.
It should be noted that Pets on the Couch is only on the front room couch, and No Bones on the Couch always starts on the family room couch, then goes back and forth between the two.
No Bones in the Couch
This is the fog version of “No Sex in the Champaign Room”.
…I swear I’m the only one who remembers that.
Oh, there’s champagne in the champagne room, but you don’t want champagne
I remember it. It was everywhere for a while and then suddenly I never heard it again.
Makes me remember that old joke where a couple at couple counseling fucks all the time.