3 French hens

Was there a time we weren’t doing soapy tiddies?

Half a lasagna

Blasphemous website!

For all those that celebrate

You were expecting a mule?

Well, you know what? I’m surprised we’re not in love already

I said consummate Vs! CONSUMMATE!

“I feel happy!”

Clap along

Bread makes you fat

Hmmm but is it?

I agree, ur is your, but UR is you’re

And they’ll take it

What joke?

“Suicide Blonde”

The quotes are important.

No.

Burnt Dean?!

Why do you hate the 2nd amendment?

Edit: /s

It doesn’t get better than probing Uranus

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