I guess elbows off the table isn’t a thing in your house.
It goes with the couch.
Nice tits
Hot
is mom not putting out
I have a feeling OPs mom and dad are divorced. That table definitely seems like divorced dad chic.
yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts
Am I the only one that’s disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?
Even that wouldn’t have been so bad if they didn’t grind flat spots on the elbows to support the table.
Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
Which casino does your dad own?
It really ties the rest of the furniture together.
The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.
Does your dad do talk therapy for mob bosses in this room?
You really nailed it here. That’s is really funny. Like Dr. Melphi.
At least it only looks like they’re having sex from certain angles …
That whole room is horrifying. Is your dad a sea witch?
Boobies
Hooray!