Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1254
arrow-up1254imageThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 hours agoPeople just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged. Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning. Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
minus-squarescottrepreneur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoHow much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 minutes agoSorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.