Earlier today, I saw the post about cow eggs, and just realized that most people don’t know that tractors also hatches from eggs, you see these every summer on farmers fields but most people don’t realize that this is an integral part of the lifecycle of a tractor.
Tractors lay a lot of eggs in captivity, but few survive to hatch a new tractor, most tractors you see come from the wild tractor populations around the world, this is also why no one has ever been able to take a photo of a tractor hatching from is soft shell.
Also don’t forget how it all begins
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.