• myster0n@feddit.nl
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    2 days ago

    How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?

    • theneverfox@pawb.social
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      1 day ago

      You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

      This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)