Is that fast?
Depends, for sober drivers? Yes. For drunk drivers? No.
Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.
Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.
Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.
Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things
Dad?
