cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 28 days agoProgrammers then and nowlemmy.mlimagemessage-square194fedilinkarrow-up11.2Kcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 days agoI turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·28 days agoWhen you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·28 days agoYou get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·28 days agoYou are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.
I’m 19 and in the past, apparently.
I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
You get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.
You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.