With paws too big for her.
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Cake day: July 12th, 2023
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How dare you post this pic making me squee until I die?! 😠
That should only be used to serve beans.
Now known as shitter.
Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?
Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?
7·13 days agoWhat ladies? They’re hooers. They let my friends finger them too.
What?! I wasn’t fingering A minor! Calm down!
Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.
You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.
From a lemon stealing whore?
I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.
He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤
It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.
Hi, not surprised about this joke! 👋
SHOOO FLUFFY!