I am a Satanist. I swear no oaths, pledge no allegances, I neither bend the knee nor bow my head. The only thing I’m loyal to is the betterment of humanity as a whole.

I serve the Soviet Union.

First and foremost, my friends and family. Small friend group because of the morals/ethics I value, so they’re all basically family.

The people I love. My sense of justice.

Hypnotoad

My wife, and a personal code of ethics.

Everything else lands somewhere between “trust but verify” and “it/they will kill me and everything I love the second I let my guard down”.

My wife and children and other immediate family members. The people that I know will have my back no matter what.

My happiness, the happiness of my loved ones, and the happiness of others in that order.

Myself. No one is looking out for me.

My friends and family.

My wife and my bandmates

Objective truth.

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To not be bored.

Running