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minus-squareYamahaRevstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 year agoOh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoChimpanzees and bonobos are separate species. Your boss cannot help you. You’re on your own.
minus-squareYamahaRevstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoI know. That’s what makes my joke good.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoThank you for recognizing I couldn’t tell something and pointing me in the right direction. You would make a good bonobo.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThat may be the case, regardless of species.
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI mean… a lot of Bonobo behavior would be inappropriate in the workplace.
minus-squareYamahaRevstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoProbably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI dunno, I think an increase in mutual oral activity would help most jobs
Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.
Chimpanzees and bonobos are separate species. Your boss cannot help you. You’re on your own.
I know. That’s what makes my joke good.
Thank you for recognizing I couldn’t tell something and pointing me in the right direction. You would make a good bonobo.
That may be the case, regardless of species.
He’ll never know!
I mean… a lot of Bonobo behavior would be inappropriate in the workplace.
Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.
I dunno, I think an increase in mutual oral activity would help most jobs