Dude, the penis isn’t drawn, so we can’t tell how long it is, but if they somehow manage to press their penis against the cop from where they stand, that has got to be at least twice the current (alleged) world record…
That was a literal 1 minute internet search. I would not call that “research”, really… The standards are low enough as it is, so maybe let’s not drag them down any further.
Maybe don’t have your erect penis pressing against them when you ask?
Dude, the penis isn’t drawn, so we can’t tell how long it is, but if they somehow manage to press their penis against the cop from where they stand, that has got to be at least twice the current (alleged) world record…
I would say this is likely physically impossible.
It’s a joke. You really put some research into a comment reply to a fucking joke comment. Bravo
That was a literal 1 minute internet search. I would not call that “research”, really… The standards are low enough as it is, so maybe let’s not drag them down any further.