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Five@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

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Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

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Five@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • YAMAPIKARIYA@lemmyfi.com
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    You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You’ll never find us. But victim or perpetrator, if your number’s up, we’ll find you.

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      You guys hiring?

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        You have to be mormon…they hire from BYU

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          Why is this plausible?

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            It’s fact. Submission to authority and being able to keep two versions of the truth in harmony without realizing you’re even doing it is highly marketable to them.

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              It was rhetorical, but thanks for explaining.

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      Which one are you?

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      Lol dat Person of Interest reference

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      You made it sound even creepier than usual

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnQ8CD3v4g

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://www.piped.video/watch?v=WOnQ8CD3v4g

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Is this a creepypasta?

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnQ8CD3v4g

        Crime drama

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day.

      That hasn’t been a secret for quite a while by now.

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        You shouldn’t have said that, you now have a target on your back. They will come after you.

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          I am not the first to say it or the one to reveal it. And since we didn’t do shit about it I doubt they care about me saying it.

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      It was fun to see Michael Emerson in Fallout with a dog that looks just like Bear. He’ll always be some variation of Finch to me.

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        Oh my God I didn’t know he was in fallout. I guess I’m definitely watching that now

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