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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

Me watching down detector today

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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    Weird. It’s almost like putting billions of eggs in one basket and tossing a live hand grenade in the middle has a negative effect on said eggs.

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      Yep. There is very little reason or benefit in centralizing a naturally decentralized technology like email

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    IT guy here. Anyone got a loaded gun I can borrow? Just one bullet.

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      this is one of those rare times I enjoy all our shit being in the cloud. Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement, and everyone knows there’s no room to be mad at me. It’s practically been a day off

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        I’m just mad these big outages always happen during American work hours. Come on, I want to sit and twiddle my thumbs in Europe too.

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          Have you been making the appropriate blood sacrifices?

      • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world
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        Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement

        A paper one, on the office bulletin board, because Outlook is also down, lol.

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          I would’ve gone into the office to do that if teams had gone down too. Unfortunately it did not for us lol

    • MynameisAllen@lemmy.zipOP
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      Also in IT, if only Teams could go down too 🤞🏻

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        Retired former IT guy here. I’m enjoying watching the tech world burn while wrapped in a blanket on my couch, sipping hot chocolate. ☕

        I feel bad for my fellow IT guys who have to deal with it, but it’s so nice being removed from it all now.

        • MynameisAllen@lemmy.zipOP
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          I just walked through the office telling literally everyone I saw “Outlook is down pass it on”

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        I was sooooo hopeful when I saw it in the list of affected services, buuuuuuuut noooooooooooo

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        it was out for somebody

      • TipRing@lemmy.world
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        It would be a dramatic improvement in service.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What’s going on?

    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      Thats art right there. Either sloppers, hacks, or attacks, keel it up please. I want a week of outage. Teach em a lesson.

    • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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      My guess: Very vibe crapped November patches on Windows pulling the bottom from under Azure and M365. They should migrate to NetBSD for some actual resilience heheheh.

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      M365 down I think

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Business as usual, no?

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    I have the dumb. Can someone explain what’s going on?

    • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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      Nearly all of Microsofts online services like Outlook are down :). Unfortunately not Microsoft Teams for my company though

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        More info: Potentially impacted services include:

        - Exchange Online

        - Microsoft Teams

        - SharePoint Online

        - Microsoft Copilot 365

        - Microsoft Defender XDR

        - Microsoft Planner

        - Microsoft To Do

        - Microsoft Intune

        - Microsoft Defender for Office 365

        - Microsoft Purview: Multiple Purview services including Authorization, Auto Labelling, Data Loss Prevention (DLP), Communication Compliance, and Data Classification are impacted.

        - Power BI: All users may intermittently be unable to export reports with MIP sensitivity labels to PDF in Power BI.

        - Microsoft 365 Apps Admin Center: Multiple services including Cloud Update, Cloud Policy, and Inventory.

        Everytime I refresh this page, there’s a new service impacted.

        https://status.cloud.microsoft/

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          I am also unable to ‘sleep’ my pc after the last update.

        • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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          The raptor fences aren’t out, are they?

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      There’s a major Internet services interruption happening. I first saw it reported that Microsoft Outlook was down. It looks like the problem has spread to other Microsoft services, and also to other companies’ services.

      https://downdetector.com/

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    After recently moving everything to self hosted I never even noticed. Helps being unemployed from the tech industry so I am not forced to use any corpotrash.

    • 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world
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      Yep, lol. Absolutely everything I use is fully up and operational. Sucks to be corpo.

  • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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    Still borked as of 1 PST

    • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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      At least the status page is loading now.

  • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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    Should have used Linux

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      basically all microsoft service backends do run on linux unfortunately

      • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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        Oh snaps

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          No, they probably shouldn’t use snap packages. Not only are they semi-proprietary, they’re also very inefficient.

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    Even steam’s “down” and they aren’t sloppers. What’s going on? is it cloudflare + MS Azure?

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      People going “welp guess I might as well boot a quick game”? Lol

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      Could be network traffic overload, imagine all global M365 users continuously and rather aggressively retrying to fetch mail etc

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    Me, a self-hoster, laughing at DownDetector then crying because my job still relies on Microsoft

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