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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • dasrael@lemmy.zip
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    AKA Hire Anonymous Indian Teleworker for $500 month to pretend they’re a robot to do your chores for a month.

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      AKA Hire Anonymous Indian Teleworker for $500 $100/month to pretend they’re a robot to do your chores for a month.

      FTFY

  • NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca
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    I guarantee it does not have a robot that can do all my chores for me.

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      True, the subscription pays for some Actually Indian dude to pilot it.

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        If they sold a version that let me pilot my own robot id probably buy one. Or two and have them fight!

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      If you are afraid that it won’t wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.

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        The table is amateur hour. I want to be wanked on the sex swing. Can it accommodate?

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          It will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking.

          Yea… I think we can swing a sex swing.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    Matabots.

    I’m either murdering or hacking (forceful fossification) them.

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    Does it come in green?

    ㅤ

    I’d really prefer if my sexbot ejaculated green.

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  • graphito@sopuli.xyz
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    Sir, it’s an ad. Why do it here

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    I’d have to come up more chores to justify that price. Who the hell is this for?

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      For very rich people where their wealth is already at some ridiculous level and what they value more is time

      The company basically is trying to angle the robot as competition against hiring maids/butlers, which will probably cost more than 500$/mo

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        These bots are for the very rich, yes - to profit from those who will eventually need them to survive (disabled, elderly, those with three minimum wage jobs, …).

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    Can it just go to work for me and I do my chores at home. It can be on perpetual overtime

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