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minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down2·10 days agoFor centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoTen years from now, people will point at a can of beans, say God, and start laughing. Archeologist will be so confused.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoi say “oh my god” fairly frequently when i drink homemade coffee because i can’t brew coffee for shit. there’s beans in shit, right?
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoDepending on where you get your coffee, those beans might have been shat out before you even thought about them.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI hear civet butt beans are great but I can’t bring myself to try them
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoSame, won’t happen.
minus-squareKangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoPeople in the future: Oh my Bean, daddy, harder!
For centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.
Ten years from now, people will point at a can of beans, say God, and start laughing. Archeologist will be so confused.
i say “oh my god” fairly frequently when i drink homemade coffee
because i can’t brew coffee for shit. there’s beans in shit, right?
Depending on where you get your coffee, those beans might have been shat out before you even thought about them.
I hear civet butt beans are great but I can’t bring myself to try them
Same, won’t happen.
People in the future: Oh my Bean, daddy, harder!