The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIt's taking foreverlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down14
arrow-up1510arrow-down1imageIt's taking foreverlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoWhy’d they bring two phones?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoWork phone. Boss needs that sell through report dead or alive.
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoOne for the plug, one for the load.
minus-squarePhotonic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoCould be aftermath of a C-section. Husband takes picture while wife gets sutures and baby is momentarily away getting initial check-up. Probably not their first rodeo either.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou’re supposed to watch the baby like a hawk, take note of any identifying birthmarks. Literally do not take your eyes off the baby until it has the bracelet.
Why’d they bring two phones?
Work phone. Boss needs that sell through report dead or alive.
One for the plug, one for the load.
Could be aftermath of a C-section. Husband takes picture while wife gets sutures and baby is momentarily away getting initial check-up.
Probably not their first rodeo either.
You’re supposed to watch the baby like a hawk, take note of any identifying birthmarks. Literally do not take your eyes off the baby until it has the bracelet.