OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down11
arrow-up1262arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareDoubleDongle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68·2 months agoYou’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoI’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it. Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
minus-squaremyotheraccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoBeing able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoDon’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want. I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agowait, that’s not normal?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoit seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThat’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoPerhaps their genome allows them to do so without any harm. OP needs to try and see.
You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
I’m not going to do it; I just realized that I could do it.
Unlike some people around here, I have a little bit of self-control.
Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)
Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.
I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.
wait, that’s not normal?
it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture
That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.
You could do it? Prove it. I dare you.
I’m practicing
Perhaps their genome allows them to do so without any harm. OP needs to try and see.
I plan on it
Ok, Dragonborn.
Oh, hello rabbit hole!