SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHow many sexual partners have you had?message-squaremessage-square107linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down125
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareHow many sexual partners have you had?SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square107linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down1·1 month agoCongratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agoShe remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
minus-squarereader@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 month agothat was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
minus-squarenetvor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago ten thousandth six hundred and forty third damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th. (my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)