Ritalin Invitees (@intransitivelie@beige.party)
beige.party
I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

I’ll copy the whole announcement here for those who don’t want to click:

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I’m conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

  • xavier666English
    15·
    2 hours ago

    Yes, my own personal human intelligence. I promise training it will bring value to me and the community.

    • sunbeam60@feddit.ukEnglish
      2·
      42 minutes ago

      Even better: Your advancement is critical to ensure the American intelligence industry doesn’t fall behind.

      • xavier666English
        1·
        7 minutes ago

        Government: We are inclined to support your cause, but unfortunately, doing so will require annoying little things known as healthcare and worker rights. Denied.

    • Ooops@feddit.orgEnglish
      4·
      1 hour ago

      it will bring value to […] the community.

      I’m inclined to find this more believable than similiar statements of all the usual AI suspects.