Sounds like the XY problem
Sounds like the XY problem
It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol
Fluffy gorl
I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever
I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.
You win a free trip to the Hague
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
“You guys are still staffing window 1?”
It helps to be a liquid