As if I wouldn’t show off if my booty were so banging

Yes, I did play Bioshock

does he do birthdays? I’d like to book a solo viewing

I believe this is the wrong template, as the meme is supposed to imply that the person is stating a weak, irrelevant opinion. However, this statement is clearly superior and strong.

That said, communication is fluid as it relies on people essentially “voting” and “agreeing” on the meaning by participating and engaging in it. Therefore I become the person as originally intended in the meme by potentially communicating something irrelavant.

Ah, the self-own. Myself, how I have burned thee

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

it’s like, all arbitrary, dude

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy