i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slawghtered

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

As a pervert, yes

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

Also, microplastics

I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

Good god man, that’s my mother

Hey, go vent about it elsewhere

Duck suck goose step

I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

Some sort of cartesian graph

I call him the glue that keeps us together

Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups