Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

>:(

I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Right, and the original had proper lyrics, also for the altos.

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

What kind of frame?

I did, yes. This morning I realized it’s a person from this thread.

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

That misspelling means you’ve been mispronouncing it, too. (Not in a way that would be noticeable.)

That’s a pretty unfun amount. How would they find out, though?

Ohh right, good points, didn’t think of those. Yeah I just went ahead and didn’t disclose it, lol. Not as if my ability to drive is affected anyway.