Mute the ads

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

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Call me

Sloppy joes is the new spaghetti code

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.

Yep I’d say it’s better to find someone you can leave him with while you’re overseas.

Some clients require it.

Glad to hear

If the cat bit you then get that shit checked by a doctor asap.

Baby steps. Asking someone to go from nothing to investing in stocks is quite a leap.

High yield savings account at SoFi or Ally Bank will give you 4% right now.

Get OP some singing lessons stat!

If you have a history of getting into fights, then yes it’s useful. Otherwise you’ll basically never use it. However there are plenty of benefits even if you never use it.

• Strength
• Flexibility
• Knowing that you’re going to get hurt even if you win the fight
• Etc

Wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Short answer: They will cover 50%.

Long answer: They won’t cover anything until you’ve met your deductible. Once you’ve paid out $1,500 (your deductible), they will start covering 50% of the remaining cost.

Is that your final answer?

Poor Zeke! You fix that comic right now. Zeke doesn’t deserve this.

Which starship is this on?

That is not why the markets are down. Japan is why the markets are down