Don’t forget solar.

Same with shower sex.

You’re reading way too much into a shitpost

He was the guy cracking the whip at the sweat shop

If it’s certified mail, probably.

But that’s assuming they’re not going to change enough to skirt copyright laws.

Mine wouldn’t ever get frustrated at it, just bored after a bit. I think she just liked the chase and didn’t care about actually catching anything.

Sure, and then the ATF will just find a new kid to pressure into doing it for dropping their drug charges.

I had a cat who knew what was up. She would always look at me, then at the laser pointer, then where the dot would appear.

It was like she was making sure I knew that she knew.

We also have a new kitten who loves chasing toys but hates catching them.

Cooking it decreases the volume which means she has to order more. Buddy is stoked for the extra sales.

Your prostate thanks you

One… Two… Five!

Who would be targeting them? These are retail workers, not gang members.

And to train our AI replacements.

It’s so bad that when JC Penny tried to stop deceptive pricing they almost went out of business.

When I worked in retail, the store had different price label flags for different sales, discounts, etc. One of those was “Every Day Low Price.” If something had they price it would never go on sale because they were loss leaders, even big ticket items. The prices on those were below the sale price of competitors.

Far too many times I had a person ask if something already in their cart was on sale, I’d give them the above spiel and even comparison shop for them, and every single time they’d put it back.

It was truly frustrating.

Plenty of gold, though.

The fantasy is common. The no safe word part isn’t.

I’m like 98% straight, and even I can admit it was sexy.

The 2% means that if someone like him offered, it wouldn’t be a hard no. I’d have to ponder, “Well, if I was going to try this with someone…”

Also Ryan Reynolds.

My ex left me because I wouldn’t rape her, so she found someone who would.

And she wasn’t doing the whole, “revisit your trauma in a situation where you have control,” thing. She was never abused, and didn’t even want there to be a safe word.

That Eye of the Tiger lipsync.

You should probably go take your blood-pressure medication.