When you entered the scene before epoch 0 I guess it is.

Yeah, that’s what people do here in Germany.

So, just do what a few couples in my circle of friends did and use her last name after marriage?

Yep, that’s how I know by now a depressive episode is coming on.

Recognizing them earlier helps me to give myself a mixture of slack and forced “that’s good for you so do it fucker” that usually gets me through them quicker and with less collateral damage than just waiting them out.

I don’t think they like to be talked to that directly.

So, wait, your only network connected computing device is a mobile phone running iOS?