I used to pull a random Encyclopedia off the shelf and find something interesting to read about.

Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.

Hey, everyone is allowed to fail. ^Except ^me

I thought that pipe overhead was a huge selfie stick.

100% - it’s not bad that he switched, he should be embraced.

“Watson come here, I need you.”

This guy: keeps records and spends extra time.

Me: Goes back home.