*not to be applied to financial services.

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Fake Italian. Olive oil just makes them stronger.

And ghosts too. You’d think we’d all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.

We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don’t believe in themselves?

Edit: also bigfoot: “no way, those MFs will make we work a job. You ain’t catching me with that!”

The real winning is the love we have for each other and the moments we share together.

Thanks Jesus!

Fair enough, most people tend not to enjoy being incapable of understanding something so very simple. I mean, if you enjoyed that, I can only imagine how much fun you’d have disagreeing with what was actually l being said.

Oh well, I’m glad you’re still managing to find a way to have fun though. Well done you.

Yup, I took a large venti in your bathroom

No, I got your point. I mocked it because your point was stupid.

Yup, thats it. People are literally saying that its okay to commit violence against anyone who works for any kind of insurance company. Even the cleaners of a home insurance firm.

Well done you for understanding the situation.

More like “what didn’t we do?”

Am I right?

“Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that the person who’s been going robbin people while wearing a hood is also called Robin Hood and that a real name of a real person and not just British people taking piss?”

*Click clack

You’ve been very naughty this year haven’t you, Brian?

Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.

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The insatiable greed of the ultra-wealthy has dictated that I spend most of my adult life toiling away for their gain which means I no longer have time for things like socialising, after using what little free time I have for life admin.

No, actaully, its really good and I love it. Its my favourite!

I hope you’re not trying to refer to the one that’s 200 miles from Argentina because that would be hilarious.

Why does the proletariat, the largest class, not simply eat the bougouise?

100% and you probably know this, so I’m just addin: think of infinity as a sequence of infinite numbers. The number of all the even numbers, that stretch off into infinity, are also infinite. However, that infinite number isn’t as big as regular infinity.

You can have different sizes of infinity because when things get that big, the rules change. Its almost like infinity / 2 = smaller infinity.

Imo, you deserved better than that.

Also, an okay-ish self depicting gag is often a good off ramp, if there’s no genuine ill will between people. I usually take them, as it keeps things light.

Not being horrible. I just wish someone had told me stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re young. Im just saying, I have too many grey hairs for your mom jokes.

But, If it makes you feel any better, I wish I wasn’t too old for them too.

Jokes on you. I’m wet from both.