Tynan

Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That’s why they’re so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.

Greg is a terrible name for a car. At least call it Gregory.

NextDNS actually blocked this domain!

Elongator.

I’ve saved the wax and tried to come up with a creative use for it, but I’ve never decided to make it somebody else’s problem and then make them pay for the privilege.

https://youtu.be/SQEhBai711o

Just hold it down until it sticks in place!

If you’re wondering if you would still be able to plug your phone into your computer to put files on it, let me ask you a related question: Do you think Google would kill the ability to plug your phone in and take pictures and video off of it? I think the answer to that is pretty obvious.

I’m glad you included the April Fool’s Day link. Comefrom is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.