TurboWafflz

Once it’s over he can never run again and will stop being relevant

Jesus’ holy pole is perfect to fill your lonely hole

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

Sorry, if I said any more I would be violating the prime directive

Hmmmmmmmm give us an update on that in a couple years

The stupid paid texture packs and maps and skins on the marketplace

Minecraft pocket edition has microtransactions but it only ever pushes them on the menu never actually in game so maybe that’s a compromise? Also it’s simple but this port of Simon Tatham’s portable puzzle collection is pretty good and has no ads or microtransactions https://f-droid.org/en/packages/name.boyle.chris.sgtpuzzles/

Gonna be honest there are few things I would like less than the criminalizing of my main way of keeping in contact with people. I genuinely think doing that would cause a spike in suicide rates because there are so many people who would just suddenly be completely isolated from having any community

Maybe like nonreligious christian? I feel like the word christian doesn’t inherently imply actual religion even though it’s usually used that way, the same way identifying as a satanist can mean many different things. I’m neither a theologist nor a linguist though so maybe everything I said is nonsense

I say you’ve won an operating system once you’ve contributed code that got into its kernel

We need someone to write down a step by step explanation of whatever the cycle of masturbation is

The fact that I can’t immediately think of a reason this would be illegal scares me

Maybe they have like an underground greenhouse with artificial light and irrigation

I just never slow down and take like 10 attempts sometimes. I don’t know why, it isn’t a good strategy

Obligatory reminder the hyperland lead developer is a jerk who refuses to acknowledge any of the times he’s mistreated people. I can’t really blame you for using it though it though it is an absolutely fantastic compositor and if vaxry ever genuinely apologizes I’ll probably go back to using it

I wonder if sony would allow a company to include a JVM in a ps5 game. It seems like they wouldn’t like it because it would probably be easier to exploit to jailbreak the console

I really like it, the ai stuff can mostly just be ignored but the ai button on mobile is really big and annoying. My biggest issue with it is that there’s no way to download documents you made using a cloud account, but I think they’re planning on adding that

Ocean

Big ships with realistic controls

Slightly confused why my very similar joke about top surgery was apparently deemed transphobic but I like your phrasing better than mine anyway so fair enough.

Edit: ohhh wait yours is about bottom surgery I can’t read but either way yes your joke is better yes i am rambling about nothing anyway trans people are cool don’t do diy surgery though diy surgery is not cool this is my lesson for you all today trans people are cooler than diy surgery yay trans rights