troybot [he/him]

Why do they call it taking a dump?? You’re not taking it anywhere!

Researching who to grab off the street and send to a “wellness farm”

It’s made out of fucking cookies

Wow an acronym nested in another acronym.

I didn’t want to be that guy, but there’s no gears to shift in an EV so you’re correct there’s no transmission.

The Rehearsal, was Nathan Fielder’s follow-up to Nathan For You

Judging by the picture the slice is done in a spiral which results in two Mobius bagels

Never fight uphill, me boys!

It’s like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

Shinzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

The CEOs get a false sense of security and are lured out of hiding. Then the real killer guns down another one. Rinse and repeat.

And you’d think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

Not sure what OP’s reasonings are, but the brand is owned by Coca-Cola, which has ties with Israel and operates a bottling factory in the occupied West Bank.

Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground