Definitely sounds like you made a few better choices than him. Petty larceny led him down the dark path.

Guess again. I have found you!

(Just kidding by the way)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.

Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

Is it too much to hope it’s for Trump himself?

Now that’s method acting. Take note Edward Norton.

Or icanhaz

I don’t get it. Is it saying that when you’re single you have time to tweak and fiddle your desktop, when you’re in a relationship, you don’t and just use the default?

Nice. I’ll have to give Bazzite a try sometime.

You have to share what this is now.

I see Heretic. I upvote. I see Linux. I upvote. How to upvote twice?

Life.

Veritasium.