Damnable Pizza merchant! The customer is always right!

Same here. 4/10, at most. Not a good time.

Obama would still win.

I like the ones with lots of teeth and biting.

No, no, that’s the right guy.

Good to know you’re okay!

I’m alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

It’s a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

Nope, this is perfect. AI is completely wrong for shitposting. You chose well.

Also it’s actually a pretty solid job.

Bit harsh. You OK, OP?

The transported feces is replaced with whatever the crewmember desires. In Picard’s case, Tea Earl Grey Hot! Riker gets a vibrator. Troi, a particular mix of heroin and qualuudes.

And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.

Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!

Yep, I thought the front was in shadow, so I always saw gold and white.

Wait. Childlike sex dolls? WTF?

Ceiling cat will watch me masturbate forever, you cannot fool me!

Scaroused.

You’re both wrong, they’re for unscrewing really tight screws.

If you can have Jerry you can have Kramer.

… Wait, why does English use seafood for freshwater fish too??? Damnit, this is gonna bother me now.

Hehe, they are even trying to shove that hockey stick right up your butt.

Big bada Borg, yeah she knows it’s a multiborg