I don’t get posts like this – his expression matches nearly every other 40+ white dude minding his own business that I’ve ever seen. These pics/posts have strong “you should smile more” energy

Would it be for giving credit it to the Tweeter?

Tensor tympani is the muscle

I mean it’s on you to manage boxing and unboxing in your projects

from * import *

100%, the text was an instant giveaway and the disagreement makes me feel like I’m living in a Truman Show simulation sometimes. Also, the monkey is actually a nightmare creature and the tiger is straight from the Walking Dead.

sudo is spoken soo-doo in my house. Where I live alone.

I do, especially in VARCHAR as vare-care where everyone else is on the varr-carr train.

“Nunya.”

They target children for recruitment, yes

Popular gang mantra. “Blood in” means killing someone to join, “blood out” means the only way you leave is in a box.

Wow, name super checks out

😟

I don’t exhale, rather I just close off my airway to stop the big inhale. It sounds super uncomfortable to try exhaling at that point, but with some practice I have been able to stop the inhale and that mutes the sneeze considerably. Also, I can plug my nose when I feel it start to tickle and stop the sneeze entirely.

I got that advice as well – the explanation given to me was that it’s almost always used incorrectly, so just be safe and don’t. However, I like the way it makes writing more closely resemble natural speech; we usually talk in conjoined clauses rather than complete sentences.

I’ve been trying to get the semicolon to take off; haven’t had much luck though.

I think you’ve generalized a bit too much. The gender-swapped format was not created for this exact meme, it’s just a jovial commentary on male stereotypes women find unappealing. In this case, the joke isn’t that she saw a stack of random games, they’re all FIFA – did you maybe not notice that? The annoying male FIFA player is a pretty well-established meme at this point.

A fellow opposum!

Mine is sate vs satiate

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That’s so cute, I can’t. Thanks for paying your taxes on time.