First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.

All of the good tree colors right in one picture.

I should have been more thorough in my research, rather than rushing to show Lemmy, my bad.

Ah fuck, sirens that can lure asexual people with a one hundred percent success rate.

My friend Nicole brought me in there! Went in on parade, doing the chants too!

Sometimes (rarely) my posts don’t end like that, like when I take pictures of bad times and blood red pollution moons.

I’ve been to an OL Reign game!

This was before my second stroke, when I had the mobility to wave a heavy and giant flag.

I should prolly get to a Thorns game.

OH SHIT

The picture hanging in my bathroom:

I like the use of non-standard cameras in photography, great choice!

I wouldn’t use it if I didn’t have to, but some situations ban my camera.

I’m a turtle, and that’s my phone screen, using a DSLR simulator to try to make as much of my usual camera accessible to me, in places where I can’t have a camera.

🐢

As an aside, here’s what it looks like in turtlevision, since I can’t bring in my whole kit with me:

He bit me today. :(

Buddy, I think the fact that you forgot the ‘t in your question means you’re asking the exact opposite of what you intend.

What you see as my original post was the results of the decisions I made given the space and the lighting to work with. The original raw was much harsher than this.

I hope my choice of edits were alright.

I mean, I’m a lesbian so I get it, but also there’s so many pictures of tits on the internet already.

Alright, that’s fair. I really should try to silence the critic inside of me, she keeps art from getting out.

Welp, I’m gonna go play that now, at least to throw on some sims and a capture the briefcase map.

Makes me feel like I’m fourteen again!