Turn that shit off
Turn that shit off
Everyone hates those tough haircut customers, asking for their hair to be cut longer…
Take the piss, leave the shit
Lol. “Pre-emptive last resort” is one of the best oxymorons I’ve heard in a while
I don’t get the reference but it sure made me laugh anyway
There’s a bar in SF called kilowatt that uses this guy as a logo, they should make a variation of this with “loud drinks will kill you” or something.
I almost spit out my beer at the end
They were just mp3s from an rss feed, so you could listen on your computer as well, through your favorite music player (winamp!) or there were also dedicated podcast clients - Juice is one of the oldest, cross platform, open source ones I remember.
It wasn’t technically the only way, but it was definitely one of the most popular ways
I’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
A seal walks into a club…
I could go for a lasagna right about now
New job skill just dropped
Implied, GBU_28? Or implode?
Single adult life hack: get baby on board sticker, always get first attention from the paramedics when you DUI
I’d be willing to bet paramedics and other first responders have actual training as to how an accident scene should be triaged, and don’t depend on which cutesy decorations the occupants may or may not have.
That’s why I have Jellyfin configured alongside it at replicas=0 just waiting to be spun up
However, people also tend to stab themselves in the hand as they attempt to use the knife tip to remove the avocado pit.
They’re not doing it right. You don’t stab the pit with the point of the blade, it’s more like a chop.
Of course, you could just use a spoon to remove the pit. Or I saw another variant where you push it out from the “back” of the side its stuck in once cut in half, no tool needed beyond the initial halving
Well spotted, I stand corrected
That’s the part I like the most. I don’t want to work on any code that isn’t properly formatted, and at that point why bother with curly braces, etc?