2019 was the year time stopped for me. anything prior to that year was the “before times”

light-emitting, gay, blue, and The-rest-of-the-colours

but it’s gas? it should be electric with lgbt lights

i had one of these moments a few nights ago… i booked an appointment with my therapist :p

L mao

ah fuck i missed the rapture again. guys how was it?

maybe where you’re from :p

something something defenestrate dictators

I’m not in two dudes… yet

is there a superstition about walking under ladders?

loathe. i loathe ai

cobalt is a chevy

my 05 Subaru obxt is named Knox because i had a knock/pre-ignition issue before i got it fixed up :p

same meme with rational units:

speed stats source: https://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/InnaSokolyanskaya1.shtml

or just a normal ass USB a to c cord

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it’s gay to have sex with a man, as a man. everything else is just being a person :p

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J3 is the 3rd month that starts with J so it’s July. 49 is the 49th day of July so August 18th. easy peasy

as a reformed stomach sleeper; i recommend laying on back with pillow behind knees